Role Models

You've heard this before: "The best parts are in the commercials". Well, this movie embodies that mantra. This movie should have gone straight to rental. The plot is about as dumb and they come.

Plot Summary: Two adult males act like they are still in high school. They have worthless jobs giving anti-drug speeches to teenagers through an energy drink endorsement. They get arrested and have to serve community service by helping troubled children. One child likes to live in a fantasy world playing live-action replaying at the local park. The other child is like the reincarnation of Eddie Murphey in a 10-year-old.

Sounds like a renter, huh?

The best one-liners in this movie, which is all the infantile writers of this film could muster all appear in the movie trailer.

My favorite conversation in the movie which happens at a coffee shop:
Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact tall is large and grande is spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's italian. Congratulations you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really says who: Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?

That's pretty funny, but that's about all you get.

Rating: 3.5 out of 10.