How did Jason Statham become the action star of this generation? There is nothing action star about him. When you put him side-by-side with Arnold, Steven Segal, Jean-Claude and Stallone, he looks like a complete wimp. That's like making Warwick Davis (the main Ewok, The Leprachaun and Willow) an action star. Shoot, why stop there, why not these fine actors for future action stars:
- Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin from Superbad)
- D.J. Qualls (Kyle on Road Trip)
- Neil Patrick Harris
- Andy Dick
- Hurley from LOST
- John Belushi
So, back to the review. Transporter 3 is the worst movie of the series. If you want to see a car drive on top of a train, drive on two wheels between two semi trucks or see a bad actor with no fighting experience deliver martial arts moves so bad they they are edited to death, then this movie is for you.
Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention the dialogue. The dialogue is bad, real bad. It feels like they took the dialogue from Twilight and accidently put it in this movie. It's an action movie, less dialogue, more car chases.
Rating: 3 out of 10
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