Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Day the Earth Stood Still

Keanu Reeves plays a hollow-shell of a human embodied by an emotionless alien...finally, they found a role where he can really show off his acting talent. And guess what? He's in a suit again. Matrix, Johnny Mnemonic, Devil's Advocate and Constantine. Would it be possible just once to have him star in a movie in something other than a suit and tie. They should just make a movie called "Suits" and write it for Keanu.

So if Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" bred with Tom Cruise's "War of the Worlds", you would spawn a monstrosity of a movie. And you could name it "The Day the Earth Stood Still". It's like Will Smith's Independence Day only on Earth Day. The day that I want eco-friendly themes peppered in my action movies is the day that Gary Busey will be able to muster a sane thought.

I want my Sci-Fi to be bad ass. This is just bad.

Rating: 2.5 out of 10

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