Sunday, August 07, 2011

Zookeeper

Synopsis:
No plot. Just a bunch of talking animals.

Favorite one-line review from a different critic:
“I would rather lie on a bed of nails watching Dr Doolittle for a week than see a single reel of Zookeeper again." - Philip French

My Review:
Unless your a 6-year-old child there is no reason to see this movie. Kevin James is an absolute waste of talent. He's a funny guy who has settled for horrible scripts and going-nowhere roles. He might as well star in the next "Air Bud" movie (it's the one in the bargain bin at Walmart with the dog that plays sports).

Rating:
2 out of 10

Suck Scale:
Suck master supreme.